the life we are currently leading...
Friday, January 09, 2009
「 invaded it on 1:14 AM 」
YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

For the past 2 days, I couldn't really walk or jump.

Because our beloved Zong Qin accidentally stuck his knee in my thigh while playing basketball.

It's damn pain man, for a moment I cannot really stand and just had to lie down -.-

Luckily I do not have to squat to do my big business or small business whatever. If not I think I will just accidentally fall into the toilet bowl.

It happened once, at my grandparents house, I was squatting down doing my business, and I remembered some jokes that brother told me.

Then I fell backwards. Luckily I haven't started doing....

I will leave you all to imagine but you roughly get the idea.

But luckily with my dear friend Zam-buk, and some medicated plaster, the pain is almost gone.

Anyway my brother just enrolled in our school. Victor Ong in 1 GRACE.

Don't be amazed if you see him in school somehow, because he's quite round, and totally don't look like me.

The only similarity is that maybe one of our eyes is smaller than the other, even though mine is quite small compared to him.

Anyway his Science teacher is Mdm Lem CC, I think. His Literature teacher is Mrs Goh KX.

And beloved old man Mr Sim Seong Meng is his Chinese teacher.

*Gasp*

Maybe having him as teacher is better than Mr Soon. Hmm.

I still remember what he said to me, my results during Sec 3 EOY was like everything is c5, almost breaking into B4-above territory.

My mum and I were talking to him in PTC. Then he took out his wallet, picked out a slip of note there.

“人生就像一场战斗!” He gestured to the paper. On the paper wrote those characters. He said he had written it long ago, and as a reminder he kept it in his wallet. I was wondering if he wants to really remind himself, why don't he burn it, mix with water and gulp it down?

He told me that I have to pia to get my results above c5. He said that just a little bit more effort here and there, will squeeze me to B4.

Alright I have to admit that he's a great motivator, because I did try to do better. Partly also because of the constant peer pressure.

Anyway results will be out 12 january. Maybe that's when I will know whether what he said really benefitted me.

Don't laugh at me now, because I am going to share some stuff I did as a kid.

You know, when you're young, whatever you see in the television, you will remember it vividly right?

So last time, there was a horror show going on. Its a drama serial at that.

I think its about vampires. Not Edward Cullen or Bella, but those Qing dynasty vampires which you wouldn't want to get bitten by.

Those jumpy idiots with peacock feather at the back of their hats. Visualise it.

So every night my parents will watch it, along with my Grandparents (when I was still staying there) I was about 6 or something.

Everytime after watching I will get very scared. I don't really dare to sleep.



I know this looks kinda shit but hopefully it can give u an overview of the room. The yellow area is the cupboard, blue is my parent's bed, red is where me and my brother slept, while the green is the air-con. The black is the door, and the grey part is the toilet.

Woot. So everytime after watching the show my family will sleep, my grandparents in another room, while the four of us cramped into this room.

Me and my brother sleep alternately, so my feet will face his face and his feet will face my face. But obviously mine is longer so he never reaches me.

Anyway, everytime I will sleep with my face to the toilet. That sucks because, I will often imagine that the toilet will spawn vampires, and even if Edward Cullen is in there I will freak out.

So I tried to sleep on my side, but I am scared if I flip around the vampire will be IN YOUR FACE. Mine, I mean.

So I turned my face to the toilet door, and tried to be as far away from it as possible. Then I will be very alert, trying to sense some movement through the slightly blurred frosted glass.

Then until I am very tired, I will try to maintain that vigilance throughout.

Cool right?

Alright this is something for you guys to laugh about, if any of you *choy* didn't get the results that you expected, then maybe think of what I did :D

Its only 3 more days.

And to add one more, Derek didn't want to go to Batu Pahat again because he went there as a young kid, and got freaked out by the numerous cats loitering on the streets.

Personally I think its damn funny. My brother, when he was like 2 or 3 years old, went to pick up a small kitten that was still drinking milk from its mum. Then he dropped it.

Luckily that cat was well, as fast as a cat, and landed well.

Seriously I think we do cute stuff when we were kids :D