「 invaded it on 10:25 PM 」

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Okay I know for the first time in history, I totally couldn't find anytime to blog. In fact I have a lot of stuff to type here, but unfortunately there wasn't enough time.

Last time, even I do not have things to blog, I will force myself to update for the sake of updating. Now, even if I have stuff to blog about, I will go and do some Maths, Biology or Chemistry.

That's so uncharacteristic of me.

Anyway many stuff happened in the past week. Okay people will be thinking that I did not blog about the soccer thing, because we kena thrashed heavily blah blah.

I am not going to shun the topic. We DID kena thrashed.

4 Grace VS 3 Blessing 1-3
4 Grace VS 4 Humility 0-0
4 Grace VS 5 Blessing 0-1

For all our attacking talent, we only scored 1 goal in 3 matches. Terrible. The only consolation is that I scored the goal.

The game was very rough, once you get the ball you have to clear it like 3 seconds, if not another fella from the other team would slide you.

And so it was pure whacking of the ball, no tactical play whatsoever. Only brute force wins.

Then the referee was very kelong. Since all of them knew each other and they are good friends from the soccer club, you will know what to expect.

While fighting for the ball, I was kena elbowed at the back of my head and the referee did not even batch an eyelid.

Ouch.

Connect Singapore was a failure. We held hands, listened to MP3, bounced some basketball, eat potato chips, sat on the floor, and moved around the school compound, eagerly anticipating to recite the pledge, only to hear that it is over.

Like BOOM ITS OVER. No announcement from the radio, no nothing.

I remember I was listening to the radio. Then the teachers told us to hold hands. I thought this would be the moment that I can finally stop holding Marcus's hand.

Okay don't ask me why am I holding his.

Anyway, on the radio, I heard, " 10, 9, 8, 7, ......1". Then I heard, "We, the citizens of Singapore..."

Then it cut halfway, by "Hey why are you reciting the pledge on the MRT?". "Oh I was practising for Connect Singapore..."

Bloody hell. It was an advertisement for Connect Singapore.

Then we continued holding hands for a moment. Then teachers came over and said it's over.

What a f***ing success. If they given the organizing job to 93.3 or 98.7 maybe they will do a better job.

It was a total failure. Seriously we should just stop trying to break the Guinness Records or whatever.

I think we should concentrate on activities such as making the world's largest roti prata, longest strand of spaghetti noodle, or even the biggest fishball ever.

It will weigh up to 5 tonnes, with a diameter of 20 metres, height of 5 metres. That will take about 6 months for the whole of Singapore to finish. But it won't be funny if it rolled onto the roads.

The lectures koped our PE period again. Seriously, we will get fat.

Luckily it's changed to every wednesday now. But it's around the 4th last period or somewhat, so it's going to be damn hot.

But as long as we get our PE, who cares :D

On last friday, I had my oral examination. Mdm Lee was kind to pray for us.

I remember sitting in the hall, waiting for my turn. I was sitting under an aircon. I wanted to pee.

Hoseh liao.

Luckily I endured all the way. Luckily I didn't shiver while reading. Luckily my bladder didn't burst.

Something happened halfway during the oral. I was sitting there, half asleep. Then at once, 3 doors, the one behind us (I was group 1 btw), and the 2 doors at the back of the hall, opened at the same time. Then a huge gust of wind blew in.

That day was 15/08/2008. They said that during the hungry ghost period, the 15th day is the most 'xiong' day.

So...

OMFG SCARY SIA GOT GHOST DISTURB OUR ORAL EXAMINATION!

Maybe it wanted its presence to be felt.

Just being random, have you ever messaged somebody and they didn't reply? I don't know about others, but for me if they didn't reply, I will think that they don't wish to talk to me, find me irritating, don't wanna friend me :( and might even want me dead.

Call me attention seeker, or anything. But I think it's courtesy. If I'm busy doing something I will reply back later. Unless I don't want to talk to him la, but no one had made me do that before.

Let's see who will break the record ;)

Yesterday my mum and I were watching the table tennis match. I was eager anticipating a holiday, because I remember reading somewhere, that if Singapore win a gold medal, there will be a holiday on monday.

I went to bathe, and coming back I saw Feng Tian Wei win the first game. I thought this was our day. Our holiday I mean.

Then Wang Nan tocked her. I hid at a corner and didn't bear to look. Then my mum screamed, "Eh, 你为什么piak这样大力!!!!"

I looked up. I saw the replay of Feng Tian Wei did a Beckham. Blasting the ball high over.

Good game.

As we watched on it was clear that Singapore will not win it. So we were joking around, commenting on players. Then she noticed the doubles match, which I think was played by Li Jia Wei and Wang Yue Gu.

My mum saw that. With a strange tone, she said,

Mum: "Eh 你看那个人" (pointing to Wang Yue Gu)
Me: "做么leh? 王越谷而已mah"
Mum: "她名字怪怪的leh"
Me: "对咯，有一点"
Mum: "你看清楚，她的脸也是怪怪的"
Me: OMG LOL HAHHAHAHAHAHA



Okayy now I get what my mum is getting at :P

Ouch. Mdm Wang Yue Gu, if you're reading this, please pardon my mother.

United drew 1-1 with Newcastle. Sad.

Actually now I don't really care much about football. I am more into basketball now. Because of the Olympics, in the off period of the football season. It doesn't help that the parade square has 2 basketball rims.

Hopefully if you guys have any links to watch Olympic basketball matches, tell me. I want to watch USA slam dunk their way to gold medal.

I could not find the match highlights between USA and Spain :(

Alright, have to mug now, maybe I will try to post when I am free.

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Omg I forgot to post sth.

Apparently they said Ming Chuen is in Tan Tock Seng Hospital now, because of a lung collapse.

Lung collapse, not funny. He might die anytime.

Maybe his condition is not serious. Maybe they anyhow say.

Get well soon. I don't want to lose a loyal fan of my blog.

COME ONNNNNNN!

「 invaded it on 10:14 PM 」

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I just changed my blog song.

Its seriously brilliantly nice :D

「 invaded it on 10:33 PM 」

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This week is going to be a busy week.

Tomorrow we will be heading off to the Cage at Kallang, to play.

But its after school. And the thing is, we have to take a bus ourselves.

But imagine how much fun we will have, the entire 4GRACE team laughing and joking on the way.

Maybe we will take a taxi, take MRT, or even sit behind a lorry. Because we are not excused to go off at the intended time, which is 1pm.

There is a bloody maths lecture going on.

So while other teams make their way to the Cage on the chartered bus, we will be stuck in the hall or AVA room, listening to maths formula and stuff.

Boring. I think I will sleep.

And tomorrow they are going to kope one of our PE period because of the English thing also.

But anyway there's still recess and 1 period of PE so it will also be somewhat likely.

There will be a total of 16 teams I think, 8 each from Upper Sec and Lower Sec. We will be playing 7 games, and it will be 10 minutes per game.

It will be a league based system, and the top 2 of each league will meet each other and play for the semi-finals.

Winners will go to the finals :D

Point system is, win - 3 points, draw - 2 points, and lose - 1 point.

Our tactic is to play the ball among ourselves and try to get the 2 points via a goalless draw. 鸟笼传法

Hopefully we will not be disqualified by playing too defensively.

And MingChuen, for tagging the" 4Humility's gonna thrash 4Grace" whatever shit, we are going to whack you hard.


Using a baseball bat.

Cool.

「 invaded it on 12:32 AM 」

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Pretty exciting day today.

School as per normal, but after school I went to the DNT workshop for a while, to help JJ with his stuff.

And YAY I helped to file something. As in DNT that filing. Not putting papers into a file.

Okay that's lame.

Anyway I also helped Budifatty sprayed his artifact, and I also played around by spraying on the grass, tree, floor, wall, whatever.

Then I looked closely at the tree. I saw ants.

Muahahahaha.

Naughtily, I sprayed on them. Now the big red ants are in silver colour.

Wow, 精英部队

I wanted them to have a shade of silver, so their exoskeleton will look something like a shining armour. If in any event of a big ant war the enemies will surely be frightened off, and this particular troop of ants will be able to emerge victoriously, mutation will cause them to be able to produce this kind of shiny armour...

Wow relating Biology and playing.

Anyway I think that the spray paint dries instantly. Because I saw some ants not moving. Upon closer look I saw that they have died. I think I drowned them with the spray paint.


Silver Formation

I still remember of a joke that Mr Chandra told us, about diffusion. He said that when you spray baygon, the smell will diffuse through the air and kill the pathetic cockorach hiding at one corner. Then he carried on,

"But knowing most of you, you all will just spam spray the baygon until the cockroach is drowned to death."

I think thats what I just did. I am going to offer a little prayer to those ants. May they RIP.

But luckily some are not as badly affected and are still able to continue their trek back to ant base.

Then I went back into the workshop again.

When I went out to take a look at those ants, amazingly they are carrying those sprayed dead ants back to the base. One was gung-ho, carrying one by himself. The others were more cooperative, carrying the dead bodies as a team.

Then I went to watch Budifatty and JJ doing their stuff. And crap too.

Then I went outside and looked at those ants again. Now there are a lot of them, standing on a leaf, and using another leaf as shade.

Clever eh? Maybe taking a rest after carrying those dead ants.

I went inside. And took a light blue spray.


Light blue Formation

Yes. I sprayed those ants. Now they have 2 battalions of coloured troops, namely the SILVER FORMATION, and LIGHT BLUE FORMATION.

Together with the traditional red army they shall rule the world.

I didn't really took pictures of the light blue formation, because while taking those photos I saw shiny stuff dropping onto the ground, and when I looked at the ground, all were struggling ants trying to shake off the paint.

I felt disgusted. And cruel. And I quickly ran back into the workshop without taking any more pictures.

Please don't call me sadist or whatever, because it's like having a gun in your hand and you want to shoot anything. And I like guns and shooting.

Anyway my left thumb got jabbed by a basketball again. Enough is enough. I swear I am going to cut my nails from now onwards. Like FWAH almost the fingernail came out can. Now there's internal bleeding and I cannot apply force using my left thumb.

Anyway we played soccer after that. After such long time playing basketball, we have to play if not next week we will get whalloped.

Our class has signed up for the Olympic week soccer thing. Actually we thought of basketball but obviously with Endurance and Faith around we will never make it.

So, Jacob, Elias, Zhi Kai, Leslie, Xuan Liang, Ming Yan, and me will be representing the class :D

Next week is going to be so cool and so fun :P

But most probably we will be playing during after school. It will be damn hot. And everyone will go home. No spectators :(

Anyway with such a team I believe we can make it. We shall win the bloody trophy and nike vouchers.

Cool.

Obviously I am gonna get proper shoes for playing soccer. All the while I am playing with school shoes.

Its white, its cool, but when you have to wash it, it isn't funny.

You can scrub like hell and the stains never disappear.

Alright thats all for today. Shall upload photos next time.

If you are reading this: Eh relax la. Can be friends. No need scared until write compo and apology letter la -.-