the life we are currently leading...: May 2008
Sunday, May 25, 2008
「 invaded it on 12:36 PM 」

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As you all know, my specs are broken.

Yesterday I went to the shop and asked if it was possible to fix it back.

To my dismay, they could not piece the lens together as the "thing" holding the string split.

After looking at it for some time, I thought that there were 2 ways. One, is to use a plier to clamp the "thing" back to hold the string. Risky way, because if my hand slipped or something, I would have scratched the lens and my specs will be gone case. And even if I clamp the "thing" back, there is no guarantee that it will hold the lens.

The other way, was to simply cut the string that was hanging out, and put the lens in the same place. Amazing the lens will stay in place, but if there is a heavy knock, it will fall to pieces. And you have to fix it back again. If Donovan knocks into you. You have to fix it again. If ZongQin elbows my face again, I will have to fix it. If the wind is strong, the lens will fly right into your face.

Cool isn't it? Thanks to the birthday boy.

In the end I didn't do it myself. I showed the specs to my father, and he decided that cutting off the string and placing it back will be a safer way. But he added super glue to make the lens stay, in case I eat some curry rice and the lens fall off. Oops.

It was okay, but my specs was a bit crooked. I kept twisting and turning it, hoping to make it look straight.

Unfortunately I twisted too hard and the lens, despite with super glue, part of it became loose. I gave it back to my father, hoping he will perform some miracle.

In the end disaster struck.

I don't know what he did, but judging from the condition of the lens, it seems that he had spilled too much glue, and it caused my lens to become blur.

Somewhat like cataracts. Now I know how my grandmother feels.

My mother went absolutely mental. She kept saying that the specs was only 6 months old and kept nagging and nagging. She even told my dad to make a $50-$60 specs, in case I broke it again.

In the end, I chosen a white specs, which can be twisted and turned easily, one which is more suitable for sports. Hopefully it won't end up like the last one.

I am going to seek compensation from ZongQin. $115 bucks.

Thankfully my mum did not scream at my dad after looking at the receipt.

My beloved sister aka K2 kid Ms Lim Tian Wei wanted to be famous, and so I shall grant her wish.



You want it, You get it :P



Saturday, May 24, 2008
「 invaded it on 12:53 AM 」

YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Just back from ZongQin's house.

Zongqin's birthday just passed. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZQ!!!

Today went to his house for a surprise. But unfortunately he was too smart for his own good, and in the end discovered what we are planning to do.

All because a kid told him that there were a lot of people in his house.

Anyway while walking to the basketball court we saw that guy. And we chased him even though he was riding a bike.

That 11 year old kid was so traumatised that he actually sped up and quickly rode away.

But halfway, we met him again

We teased him, and tried to act like gangsters to intimidate him.

And I said, "If you dare to do it again, we will break your bicycle."

Hopefully that will scare the shit out of him and not baotoh again.

And anyway, I kissed him after singing the birthday song.

His face was so slimy and sweating that I actually felt disgusted even after washing my mouth with a scrub and detol

I think they took a picture of it. I will post it when I have the photo.

I can't believe that my chu wen was given to a guy. A hairy one at that. It's like giving one to a chimpanzee.

And while playing basketball, he broke my specs. I think he did it for revenge.

While playing a match against Don's brother and gang, my feet cramped.

I thought after resting for 2 minutes I am okay. Then I played, and my calf muscle cramped.

Walao in the end I have to crawl out of the court.

And WCK also cramped.

Joannas also had her specs broken. By the same man. The birthday boy.

But I was the unluckiest. I got both -.-

By the way the reason why I am not posting DE pictures is that my phone really sucks, and it cannot take pictures.

So I had to ask people to be my camera man, to help me take photos. And I asked a lot to take. So my lovely pictures are scattered everywhere.

I will need time to scout and collect for other photos, and hopefully I can post them as soon as possible.

Hopefully by the next 1 or 2 posts.

My mum went to visit my grandparents today.

My grandfather's memory is getting from bad to worse. He even asked my mum how many children does she have.

This is real saddening. I think if I stop visiting them for a while, they will forget me soon.

I don't want that. I am close to them. I don't want to lose the people that I am close with. Even those I think I am close with, I also do not want to lose them. Even they think that they are not close to me.

Same for everyone else that I love and appreciate.

I think if I can I am going to visit them every 2 weeks. Or even make that 1 week.

Alright, I am off to sleep now. Going to Sentosa 8 hours later from now. Bye



Thursday, May 22, 2008
「 invaded it on 10:09 AM 」

YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Feeling high right now.

MANCHESTER UNITED ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF ENGLAND, AND NOW, KINGS OF EUROPE!!!

GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!



When the Reds go marching on, on, on!



Sunday, May 11, 2008
「 invaded it on 12:05 AM 」

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For all those who are still blur, today is mother's day.

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY to all the mothers in the world.

My brother made a wooden horse, and a heart-shaped card for my mother. Apparently, being lazy, I had a request.

Me: eh 猪肉, I know you did everything. But just tell Mummy that I did the horse and you made the card. Can?
Bro: You lazy ass, go buy a cake yourself.

Shit. Now I am a bit pressurized because my brother just handed them to my mother, and she even said, "See your bro had already done something. What will you do next?"

I quickly went downstairs to buy newspaper to prevent embarrassment.

Anyway, on Friday, the guys, plus my little cute sister Ms Lim Tian Wei went to Orchard to shop for DE clothes.

We went there, and at Topman we went in and tried shirts, and apparently, blazers.



I looked like a ghost because the freaking light was just above me. Wai Kuong looks like he's going to a funeral. JJ thinks that by smiling he's cute.

Anyway from that angle you can see that JJ is actually shorter than Wai Kuong!

It was hot wearing it. I think if we were living in some European country I will buy and wear it everyday to school.

And we walked and walked, but failed to buy anything. In the end we went back to school to play football.

So yesterday we went to scout for clothes again. Finally this time, with my mother, I finally bought something.

Me, Xavier, Hong Kiat, Wai Kuong, and JJ were supposed to meet 4pm at AMK MRT. Since I don't really know how to pick clothes, and because of the fact that my mother is a seamstress, I asked her to go along.

Then bloody hell, she took like half an hour to make up and in the end we were late by 40 minutes.

Then we met up with the kayak boys, namely Zongqin, Zhikai, Donovan, and Derek. Then we went to shop for clothes.

I was being left out of the group as my mother was around, and I cannot do anything funny.

In the end JJ was the one who shopped the most with me. At last I settled everything.

Here are some of the photos we took.

I tried on a shirt with a vest.



JJ was beside me btw.



Cool.

In the end I bought my shirt at spade, and my jeans will be coming tomorrow. So in the end, I will look most probably like this:

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Wednesday, May 07, 2008
「 invaded it on 10:30 PM 」

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The chemistry retest was cancelled because the teacher was absent.

The thing is, she being absent was a fact.

But we are not sure whether she tried to pon school to go to St James or something.

Because Nicholas said that he saw our beloved teacher in the mrt. And when he smiled at her, she quickly looked back to her phone and pretended not to see anything.

That, was a class act.

I shan't name any names in case someone baotoh, maybe that will lead to her being sacked or something. Of course that's the worse case scenario.

Best case scenario is that part of her salary gets docked and donated to the school beside us.

Win-Win situation.

But maybe she had something urgent, like some family matters, and thus had to be absent.

Apparently, no sane person will go to St James at freaking 7am plus?!?!

So until the whole thing is confirmed we shall wait and see.

Anyway, I haven't been to my second home for about a week or so.

That's Mr TCW homeroom by the way.

Because everytime I will kena call up by him to do corrections, updating, and doing maths questions.

Today, even though I didn't went, I still had to stay back.

Because I hadn't pasted those exercises and he loves me too much to prevent me from going.

Anyway, there was a time when I did my corrections and handed to him for marking.

Then out of nowhere, he suddenly whistled the tune of the Barney song (while marking my book).

Yes the Barney song.

I love you,
You love me,
We are happy family,
with a great big hug,
and a kiss from me to you,
won't you say you love me too.

Can I say that this song is a lie? If we are freaking "happy family" then why did he keep asking me to stay back!?!?

I think the lyrics should be changed to:

I do corrections,
You pump me,
We are bloody enemies,
with me staying back,
and do 200 pumpings,
won't you say you hate me too.

I can be a lyricist.

And by the way, everyone was laughing to themselves but he didn't care. He continued to whistle.

Then for a period he was gone, and we were discussing about what he did.

While talking halfway he suddenly came into the class and diao-ed us for a while.

Then everyone went quiet.

But nothing happened. He just carried on doing his stuff.

To be fair, although he likes to pump people and call up people for corrections, he is a brilliant teacher. Now I am enjoying maths.

And, not trying to be gay, he is kind of cute :)



Monday, May 05, 2008
「 invaded it on 8:44 PM 」

Tianwei blogs like that, and I will also blog like that to increase my post counts.

And oh god, my sexy photo is on Wai Kuong's blog.



Friday, May 02, 2008
「 invaded it on 8:42 PM 」

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I am physically very tired now.

Apparently we played soccer after school. And for don't know what reason I feel damn tired today.

So tired that I actually dozed off while reading the newspaper!

I was actually reading football news. Then my eyelids started to get very heavy, and soon I fell asleep.

Anyway, I woke up, ad dinner, and went to bathe.

This is the creepy part.

When I was clearing my nose, I spotted some white white substance, something like mucus but not quite like it.

I tried to pull it apart, but couldn't. Then I suddenly thought of something.

Is it brain matter? Because today when we played soccer, I headed the ball quite a lot, and the ball is especially hard today.

So, I got really scared. Up till now I still don't know if it's just some pisai or is my brain going to slowly drip out from my nose.

I really, don't want to die so young.

By the way, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO AARON, ELIAS, AND JIACAI.

I think their mothers must have conspired to give birth on the same day.

Who knows, they might even be born at the same time.

It's really damn cool if it's like that.