「 invaded it on 8:41 PM 」

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This post will not be a boring post like the previous, I swear.

Today was the Chinese exam. Compo was pretty okay, but I think I screwed a bit on Paper 2.

Really, I was so bored that I almost, but fortunately didn't, fall asleep while reading the compre passages.

Talking about sleeping, Boon Teck is sitting behind me. Do you get what that means?

Means that when I see Boon Teck sleeping, I will uncontrollably yawn and lie on the table to get a rest. Vice Versa.

And he was sleeping until very song for Paper 1. Apparently(wah I didn't use this word for a long time), he prepared everything. He stapled after finishing, used the dictionary to prevent the papers from flying, then he lied on the table. When Ms P.Lim came to collect he was still sleeping soundly, and only slowly raised his hand to allow her to take the paper.

Funny, but I didn't feel sleepy during Paper 1, only during Paper 2 did I feel lethargic.

Sleeping is contagious.

During the break, we were sitting somewhere talking crap and stuff. Then Mr TCW called out, "Terence you meet me after school."

*Open mouth big big*

Being innocent, I asked why.

"You still ask me why? Corrections and content page never update, exercises never paste in. Down 80."

*Open mouth VERY BIG*

Luckily I avoided doing them in the front of everyone because I crapped that there was Paper 2 and I was scared that I cannot concentrate because of the 80 pumpings.

He was um-chioing by the way. Evil man.

I thought I could evade capture, because I planned to run and live another day. But, at the last minute, he came into the half-empty class, and sat on one of the tables and waited for me.

Ms P.Lim saw him. She asked if he wanted to speak to the whole class. Guess what he replied.

" I only want to see one person. Terence." Then he um-chio.

The HMT people laughed like shit. That made me very disappointed. I can't believe they are so heartless.

Then after packing up I asked him what's wrong. He pointed to me the content page, and said if I never update or paste any exercises, 20 pumping.

You must have thought it was manageable. But total there were 3 books. And in one particular book, I kena 80 because there were 1 not updated, and 3 not pasted.

He asked me to count everything. I tried to, but couldn't. Because there were too many not pasted, and I was confused.

I said, "Mr. Tan, like a lot of stuff leh. Cannot count."

"Okay la, like that I round off, you do 200 for me." Mr TCW said merrily.

I think when he said that my jaws dropped.

IT'S 200 FREAKING PUMPINGS.

After doing 59, I told him I could not do anymore. So he asked, "How much did you do already?"

I thought I could cheat him. So since he rounded off, I also rounded off. "60" I replied.

"Wah you don't think I don't know you do 59 only. Want to bluff me is it? No integrity, down 20."

That was very bullshit, so I just did 1 to reach 60, and fortunately he stopped. He told me to do them and give it to him later.

After doing I REALLY tried hard to find him. But I REALLY couldn't find him. And so I changed and played.

While playing, something happened. Everyone was shocked.

While fighting for the ball, Zong Qin and Ming Chuen had some sort of contact, and that caused Ming Chuen to fall on the floor and shout like he's dying.

"Aiya He gei gei injury one la, nothing serious, we play on."

Then Ming Chuen rolled up his pants. His knee was dislocated. The knee looked like it was moved further to one side. It was gruesome, it was disgusting, revolting, all the disgusting words you can think of.

Everyone went, "Wtf". ZongQin was shocked. We were all shocked. Derek quickly ran to find a teacher, and someone went to get a chair for him. Within minutes, some teachers came. Then he was carried all the way to the general office area to wait for the ambulance.

Meanwhile, they got ice from the canteen vendors, and Ms. LSP told me to take off my smelly size46 t-shirt to use it to wrap the ice.

So I went topless for that short walk to the canteen. It was cold.

Anyway within 10 minutes the ambulance came, and we watched MingChuen being carried onto the ambulance and driven off to KK hospital.

Then Ms. LSP said, "Okay it's okay now, you all can go back and play already."

Everyone laughed because we knew what each other was thinking. WHO THE HELL WOULD WANT TO PLAY AFTER SEEING MINGCHUEN LIKE THAT!?!?

That sums up the whole post. What an eventful day!

「 invaded it on 9:21 PM 」

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Sorry that I have not been updating. Well you see I was quite busy.

Latest craze in school: DE

I think the whole thing is screwed. Inter-class or class, term 3 or next month, everything is mixed up.

Well I think most likely the thing is set at 16 may. I THINK.

I don't really know what to get. Luckily I think I am going with the guys to go and buy those suits and ties. Hopefully ZongQin will not appear in singlet and pants.

Regarding the partners, I have heard some funny stuff about the others but I think I won't blog about it here.

Anyway I won't be going with the telephone. Tianwei I mean.

If its inter-class I will most probably be going with Jiaqi.

Hopefully I don't end up with scratches and teeth marks everywhere.

I don't know what to wear. If you guys have any good combinations please tell me.

Anyway, unfortunately I was late again on Friday.

I didn't want to run. But I didn't want 3 demerit points to be taken away like free. So in the end, we ran 15 rounds around the canteen.

Fortunately I didn't sweat as much as last time. Friday was pretty cold, and it helped that 70% of the time was walking and not slow jogging.

For the first time in my life, I actually did homework on Friday.

Don't be alarmed, that's because I will be going to my grandparents house on Sunday.

SO LONG!

P.S this post is kind of boring, btw, GO ON UNITED!

「 invaded it on 5:34 PM 」

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Wow quite a lot of stuff happened this week.

Last Sunday, I went to celebrate my grandfather's birthday.

And so everyone went to eat zhu chao.

Do you guys remember in a post long ago, I mentioned about a siaocharbor shitting in the drain or something?

While I was eating, she went around in the coffeeshop, sprouting some stuff which I don't understand. Then she somehow came to my table.

She then used her index finger to poke my hand, then pointing to somewhere at a distance.

Knowing that she was siao, I was petrified. I glanced at her for a second, pulled in my chair and continued eating.

Luckily her fingers don't have shit stains.

Then she continued talking in some weird language. My uncle, annoyed pointed at her and told her to go away.

Despite being siao, she understood and walked away.

SHE ACTUALLY UNDERSTOOD!?!?

Anyway, after that we had the cake and birthday song, and went home after that.

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On Tuesday, I was quite suay. I walked to the MRT station, then realised that I didn't bring out my wallet.

Means that I have to walk back home again to get it.

But luckily I had my phone, so I managed to get my mum to bring it to the MRT station.

There is no need to chiong, since I am already late.

Then I reached school. We were made to run. The running was not the difficult part. It was the weather. It was damn hot, my shirt was wet as hell, I looked like I had water poured on me.

Luckily I was sitting under a fan for the next period, if not I would have continued perspiring and perspiring and perspiring.

After that we had Mr. Tan's class. Halfway while we were doing class work, he pumped those who did not stay back yesterday to do the corrections and stuff. He stopped after pumping some.

I sat there, relieved because he didn't catch me for not being present. You see, I had tonnes of corrections, and my content page was not updated since the start of the universe.

Suddenly, he said, "Terence, you sit there act blur. Down 80."

OMFGWTFBBQ?!?!

After about 40 I was struggling. Thankfully he said to stop at 50, then continue next time. But he say that there will be compounded interest.

Walao he has such a weird sense of humour.

Then on Thursday, I stayed back for the corrections and stuff.

I had with me a mahjong paper, on it was the English group work that we did. We had to write a letter. We put Gladys' address.

You must be wondering why we put Gladys' address. Because, for a particular essay writing competition, she put her address on the essay. Then the teacher wanted everyone to edit each other's. Unfortunately for her, I got her essay. Budifatty and me memorized it for fun.

And so, I was parading Gladys' address to everyone and everyone was laughing like shit.

But not Mr. Tan.

He pumped me 40.

Now I learnt something. You can joke all you want but don't joke with Mr. Tan, because he is gonna screw your ass by giving pumping like free.

Thursday and Friday is fun because there's no teacher during Chinese periods :P

Alright got to end, I am going to sleep soon. And later wake up at around the night to watch JUVENTUS VS MILAN at 2.25am. Byeee

a month is over, i am still bleeding inside,
i still like her, still thinking of her,
someone tell me what to do

「 invaded it on 12:16 AM 」

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Wah I slept from 6.30pm till 9pm.

And woke up with a heavy head.

Because I took a blow.

Today while playing soccer, Budifatty punched the ball into my head. My specs flew and was twisted like nobody's business. Luckily it was a spare specs.

The impact was so great that when I touched my face, I could feel blood and brain matter coming out of my nose.

But I managed to stuff that all back in.

Okay that was a joke. Happy belated April's fool anyway.

But it was pain nevertheless. And I think someone kicked my thigh.

This few days have been painful.

While playing basketball someday, Zhenshan elbowed me in the teeth. I bled.

On another day, Zongqin elbowed me. Again in the teeth. I bled again.

And today, you know what happened (Think brain matter).

It's kind of jialat right. But I am going to play soccer again tomorrow.

And I clocked 9.1 seconds for shuttlerun. Wonderful.

I don't get how I got a lowly 13min 55 secs for 2.4km.

This coming Sunday is also my grandfather's birthday :D

So I am going down to Bedok, to do stunts (speaking in Leslie's terms)

And by the way I forgot to wish my bro "Happy Birthday" at my blog.

So,

Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to Victor and Grandfather,
Happy birthday to you!

Even though I forgot to wish my bro, I did gave him some money to buy Macs. Macs is considered a treat because since he's fat, he rarely eats fast food.

But then you think, if he eats little fast food, how the hell did he get fat? This is what I fail to comprehend.

By treating him, I am forced to dig into my hongbao money. Now don't call me out for outings, because,

I AM BROKE :(