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Tuesday, April 29, 2008

YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

This post will not be a boring post like the previous, I swear.

Today was the Chinese exam. Compo was pretty okay, but I think I screwed a bit on Paper 2.

Really, I was so bored that I almost, but fortunately didn't, fall asleep while reading the compre passages.

Talking about sleeping, Boon Teck is sitting behind me. Do you get what that means?

Means that when I see Boon Teck sleeping, I will uncontrollably yawn and lie on the table to get a rest. Vice Versa.

And he was sleeping until very song for Paper 1. Apparently(wah I didn't use this word for a long time), he prepared everything. He stapled after finishing, used the dictionary to prevent the papers from flying, then he lied on the table. When Ms P.Lim came to collect he was still sleeping soundly, and only slowly raised his hand to allow her to take the paper.

Funny, but I didn't feel sleepy during Paper 1, only during Paper 2 did I feel lethargic.

Sleeping is contagious.

During the break, we were sitting somewhere talking crap and stuff. Then Mr TCW called out, "Terence you meet me after school."

*Open mouth big big*

Being innocent, I asked why.

"You still ask me why? Corrections and content page never update, exercises never paste in. Down 80."

*Open mouth VERY BIG*

Luckily I avoided doing them in the front of everyone because I crapped that there was Paper 2 and I was scared that I cannot concentrate because of the 80 pumpings.

He was um-chioing by the way. Evil man.

I thought I could evade capture, because I planned to run and live another day. But, at the last minute, he came into the half-empty class, and sat on one of the tables and waited for me.

Ms P.Lim saw him. She asked if he wanted to speak to the whole class. Guess what he replied.

" I only want to see one person. Terence." Then he um-chio.

The HMT people laughed like shit. That made me very disappointed. I can't believe they are so heartless.

Then after packing up I asked him what's wrong. He pointed to me the content page, and said if I never update or paste any exercises, 20 pumping.

You must have thought it was manageable. But total there were 3 books. And in one particular book, I kena 80 because there were 1 not updated, and 3 not pasted.

He asked me to count everything. I tried to, but couldn't. Because there were too many not pasted, and I was confused.

I said, "Mr. Tan, like a lot of stuff leh. Cannot count."

"Okay la, like that I round off, you do 200 for me." Mr TCW said merrily.

I think when he said that my jaws dropped.

IT'S 200 FREAKING PUMPINGS.

After doing 59, I told him I could not do anymore. So he asked, "How much did you do already?"

I thought I could cheat him. So since he rounded off, I also rounded off. "60" I replied.

"Wah you don't think I don't know you do 59 only. Want to bluff me is it? No integrity, down 20."

That was very bullshit, so I just did 1 to reach 60, and fortunately he stopped. He told me to do them and give it to him later.

After doing I REALLY tried hard to find him. But I REALLY couldn't find him. And so I changed and played.

While playing, something happened. Everyone was shocked.

While fighting for the ball, Zong Qin and Ming Chuen had some sort of contact, and that caused Ming Chuen to fall on the floor and shout like he's dying.

"Aiya He gei gei injury one la, nothing serious, we play on."

Then Ming Chuen rolled up his pants. His knee was dislocated. The knee looked like it was moved further to one side. It was gruesome, it was disgusting, revolting, all the disgusting words you can think of.

Everyone went, "Wtf". ZongQin was shocked. We were all shocked. Derek quickly ran to find a teacher, and someone went to get a chair for him. Within minutes, some teachers came. Then he was carried all the way to the general office area to wait for the ambulance.

Meanwhile, they got ice from the canteen vendors, and Ms. LSP told me to take off my smelly size46 t-shirt to use it to wrap the ice.

So I went topless for that short walk to the canteen. It was cold.

Anyway within 10 minutes the ambulance came, and we watched MingChuen being carried onto the ambulance and driven off to KK hospital.

Then Ms. LSP said, "Okay it's okay now, you all can go back and play already."

Everyone laughed because we knew what each other was thinking. WHO THE HELL WOULD WANT TO PLAY AFTER SEEING MINGCHUEN LIKE THAT!?!?

That sums up the whole post. What an eventful day!