Saturday, January 05, 2008
YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I am typing with difficulty because I cut my thumb while trying to shave my mustache. I tried to wash the razor by brushing my thumb across it.
When I realised that I had cut myself there was already a flap of skin hanging from my thumb.
I know I am an idiot but don't laugh at me. (Even though I can imagine you all laughing right now)
Anyway I went to my Grandparents' house just now. Just when I was leaving the lift, I saw my neighbour, the uncle living under my Grandparents'. He diao-ed me as I left the lift, and I stared at him too.
When I was still living at my Grandparents' house, being little children, my bro and I will run around the house and make a lot of noise. And everytime we made a noise, "the uncle downstairs" will call and tell our grandparents to keep us quiet.
This happened a lot of times and apparently my Grandparents are a bit fed up, and once I heard my Grandfather scolded vulgarities at him. I thought it was funny and went on repeating it.
After a few days, he called again. This time, I picked up the phone. Then I used all my might and shouted, !@#$%^&* into the phone, trying to act like my Grandfather. He went silent for a few seconds, and hung the phone.
My Grandfather was astonished with what I did. He cheered and told me I did a good job. I felt like a hero.
Some time after the incident, he called again. This time, my bro answered the call and did the same thing. Unfortunately, "the uncle downstairs" was prepared and scolded vulgarities back. This time, it was my bro who was shocked for words.
Tough luck. 有些事情是看脸的.
I think my Grandparents never spoke to him ever since. Before we were born, they were good friends. Now they don't speak to each other.
I remember once, we were together in the lift. I was with my Grandfather, and unfortunately he managed to enter the lift even though we furiously pressed the "close door" button. I think he was about to smile and say thank you before he realised it was us "helping" him. The lift was eerily quiet and I was clutching onto my Grandfather's pants.
Anyway when "the uncle downstairs" diao-ed at me just now, I managed to force out a little smile. I think he was a bit surprised.
I think he was shocked that I am now tall, cute, and handsome. HEH
P.S Hey guys I know school has reopen but please be generous with the tags. No matter who you are, just leave a tag because the tagboard is dying.